digi-wolf-glitch sent:

Hey Swizzle, Nice to meet you. *Holds out my paw and holds my candy cane spear in the other hand away from hurting anyone*

Oh, uh. Ok then, hi?

jubileenab sent:

Hi Swizz! *hugs him*

Hey Juu-juu.

justabombshellblonde sent:

HEY. MY EGGS ARE HATCHING. THE MESSAGE SAYS I NEED WATER AND TOWELS. DO I PUT THE EGGS IN THE WATER OR THE TOWELS. WHAT DO I DO.

fREAKING DO WHAT YOURE TOLD DAMNIT.

h0urglassfigure sent:

HELP MY EGG IS HATCHING AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!

Ahhh shit.

Just chill for a moment an get it some hot water and some towels.

turntrout sent:

Swizz? Could I.. maybe have a dragon egg too? [maybetheonewiththeprettystars?]

Sure lil’ D.

It’s all yours

ON A SIDE NOTE: YOU SHOULD MAKE VALENTINE’S THAT HAVE SWIZZLE SAYING HE’LL LEAVE YOU TONGUE TIED OR TWISTED OR SOMETHING BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE FANTASTIC.

(OMFGBOOPLS)

ok so now i gotta send notifications that everyones eggs are hatching today oh crap

schweet-but-deadly-deactivated2 sent:

Well, you're no fun.

He frowned “Well I’m not a nut who goes around cutting people up.”

schweet-but-deadly-deactivated2 sent:

Cutting you in half, most likely.

Yeah no.

Gonna have to stop you there.

Nope, nah, I’m good.

ask-small-brawl-sweet-tooth sent:

Sweetie: So what have you been up to lately?

Oh nothing serious, raising some dragons and shit.